Miscellaneous: Today, after finishing a great workout at the gym, I drank my... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2016 00:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after finishing a great workout at the gym, I drank my usual 3 scoops of protein powder. I completely forgot about the massage I booked for half an hour later. I have been having the worst protein farts while she is working on my back and even heard her gag a couple times FML

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kaitlyn520 13

Thursday 16 June 2016 23:25

I think it's more like F her life?

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smallandroid 26

Thursday 16 June 2016 18:33

Poor woman... she's probably dealt with even less sanitary people, though, so don't feel too bad.

umirin534 12

Thursday 16 June 2016 18:49

This would be so embarrassing. FYL for having experienced that awkwardness of those gags. Yet, YDI for not being able to control your body.

kaitlyn520 13

Thursday 16 June 2016 23:25

I think it's more like F her life?

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