Miscellaneous: Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled...

By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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False advertising

By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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You deserved it 570

By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 352

By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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You deserved it 3 716

By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 295

By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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elainebarish 8

Sunday 11 December 2016 1:55

I was gonna ask why you wouldn't expect rain or anything, but then I saw your location.

SixthSinEnvy 39

Sunday 11 December 2016 1:02

Rice my friend, rice. Sidenote: Wouldn't the sun possibly cause the phone to "steam" instead of drying it out?

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OysterPearls 33

Sunday 11 December 2016 4:50

That must have been a real damper on your day, OP. Hopefully you'll get it fixed/replaced soon!

adame2kill4 3

Sunday 11 December 2016 5:09

There's a drought on and you have your sprinklers still running...YDI

JETarchitect 32

Sunday 11 December 2016 7:49

put it in a bag of dry for and leave it alone for 24 hours before you try and turn it on

torrea 19

Monday 12 December 2016 1:15

What

Catdragon 40

Sunday 11 December 2016 20:30

If it wasn't ****** before, it's surely ****** now.

jvanevery 19

Tuesday 13 December 2016 21:47

tip put the the phone into a bowl of dry rice

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Same thing different taste

False advertising

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