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By 242795 - 22/04/2016 11:33 - United States - Robbins

Today, after coming back from a 3 week long trip, I found my grandmother out back digging a hole. What was she digging a hole for? My dog that died from starvation, that even though I called everyday reminding her to feed him, she still forgot. FML

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