Miscellaneous: Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 18 June 2010 9:25

I hate when friends all invite their boyfriends along even when it's supposed to be a girls-only night...It's like they can't go one night without seeing them. Ridiculous.

RobotStrut 7

Friday 18 June 2010 9:22

I'm sorry. :( That's very unfortunate.

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blueknight1st 26

Monday 5 August 2013 15:30

Should have bought a ***** instead.

ApollosMyth 22

Monday 5 August 2013 17:29

That's just a douche move by your friends

Greenmarsh 31

Tuesday 6 August 2013 0:27

you should of ditched them, haha

tomgun_fml 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 6:15

How was the show

tomgun_fml 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 6:18

How was the show????

HawkwindFan2016 8

Tuesday 6 August 2013 6:50

I know that feel, OP. I was a twenty-first wheel at a party once...

MissMustard 20

Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:03

Bad luck OP! As hard as it sounds, could you talk to your friends about it? If they are true friends I would hope they understand and not do the same thing again on your girls' nights.

Nono97_fml 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 1:40

There there

Krystal3408 32

Wednesday 7 August 2013 8:17

That really sucks. Your friends should have considered that maybe you DIDN'T want to see a bunch of happy couples at that time.

SinfulEnd 20

Wednesday 7 August 2013 11:32

Nice Art!

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