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By hellzangelz - 10/06/2016 08:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after asking my girlfriend on a date, she told me that we aren't actually a thing and simply went along with it as a joke. We've been dating for 3 months now. FML

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thatweirdasian 22

Friday 10 June 2016 18:51

A relationship that's lasted three months for her to tell you it's all just a joke, makes me think she was just coming up with a random lame excuse to get away from you. Well, assuming you guys have broken up, jokes are going to be on her when she ends up (and she will!) with a guy of her living nightmares. Mwahahahahaha! Yeah, okay, not that funny. I know!

EwahWeeWah 21

Saturday 11 June 2016 1:33

If she really did it for a joke she's ill in the head. Even if she's just using it as an excuse, that's low and still equally scummy.

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thatweirdasian 22

Friday 10 June 2016 18:51

A relationship that's lasted three months for her to tell you it's all just a joke, makes me think she was just coming up with a random lame excuse to get away from you. Well, assuming you guys have broken up, jokes are going to be on her when she ends up (and she will!) with a guy of her living nightmares. Mwahahahahaha! Yeah, okay, not that funny. I know!

Fanimotronic 17

Saturday 11 June 2016 0:50

That happened to me once...

EwahWeeWah 21

Saturday 11 June 2016 1:33

If she really did it for a joke she's ill in the head. Even if she's just using it as an excuse, that's low and still equally scummy.

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