Miscellaneous: Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering...

By Karin - 13/08/2011 20:29 - Germany

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 11:00

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - 25/07/2018 19:00

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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Sweej 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:20

Well then, start melting...

Person1233 12

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:36

You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.

Comments

kaylapple 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:10

its not christmas time?

TheVofStee 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:19

Dude either way you sound gross

el_muerte 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:32

Fat and round is fat and round regardless of haircut.

hyden121 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:51

You should wear a top hat to complete the look...

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:53

Fat chix should not have pixie cuts.

Climaxx 11

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:40

Would you mind standing outside of my house at Christmas time? I can pay you.

nicko_oz 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:55

i would say next time you want to try a new haircut. Look at other people the same shape as you and see if it suits them. I know its annoying but pixie cuts generally only suit really skinny girls.