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By puf_puff_passs - 23/06/2016 12:12
Today, about 3am i wake up to dogs barking and someone banging on my door, so i go downstairs and it's two cops standing at my door. come to find out while i was sleeping i dialed an emergency call #. FML
Maybe don't sleep with your phone?