Miscellaneous: Today, a wasp was chilling in the drivers seat of my car. I didn't...

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By Wasp Killer .... - 01/07/2016 01:53 - United States - Rogers

Today, a wasp was chilling in the drivers seat of my car. I didn't realize what the painful sting on my vagina was until I got out of the car and saw the crushed wasp. My husband is now calling me pussy wasp killer. My pussy is not a murderer. FML.

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iliveformystery 18

Friday 1 July 2016 16:45

My condolences to your coochie.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 16:54

Oh No! You're a quiminal!

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iliveformystery 18

Friday 1 July 2016 16:45

My condolences to your coochie.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 16:54

Oh No! You're a quiminal!

Nicole_S_ 13

Sunday 3 July 2016 5:31

ok, pants or shorts are not that thick, a person can be stung through their pants, this is not that hard to believe

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 9:19

You husband should be glad you have such a killer pussy.

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