Today, a relative once again completely talked over my lunchtime...

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 07:40

Today, a relative once again completely talked over my lunchtime show, dragging up twenty years of bad family history because the theme reminded her of the black sheep of the family. But the moment her show comes on, everyone has to be quiet. FML

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Hangryko 29

Friday 3 February 2023 9:33

Sounds like my mom. You have my sympathy.

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Hangryko 29

Friday 3 February 2023 9:33

Sounds like my mom. You have my sympathy.

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