Animals: Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs...

By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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By froggylicious - 16/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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SShelbyy 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

He's her prince charming :)

MetallicaRules19 4

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:54

poor frog! dont be a bitch and kill it!

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vsx2000goton 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:05

Your daughter = win :3

Somedood117 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:30

I MODERATED THIS ONE.

in_wonderland 1

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:46

ummmm you deserve it for hating frogs!! frogs are awesome and not harmful, so get a grip.

cooperd52 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:51

What's so wrong about frogs?

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:52

What a poor little froggie! I love frogs. I think they're adorable (**** if I know why). You know what? I bet that frog is terrified too. Maybe it doesn't know how to get out of the hot tub. I mean, it's just a frog after all.

Luvmehateme292 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:00

Awwwwwww!!!!!! I !!!!!! They're so cute!!! I used to have one, but then one day when I was cleaning his cage (I had him sitting in a bowl right behind me, he usually enjoyed it) my  decided to play toss with him!

m1ssophiebee 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:06

please don't kill it. just use a bowl or net to scoop it out

hotdogcore 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:35

What the hell is wrong with you? You're going to boil the creature to death just because you don't like it? Would you do that if it was a dog or a cat? I certainly hope not. Find a humane way to get rid of it, and put on your big girl panties and tell your kid that you got rid of it, or that it hopped away.