Work: Today, a customer that had a tracheostomy tube in his stoma (hole... - FML

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By jstone89 - 30/06/2016 14:59 - United States - Petersburg

Today, a customer that had a tracheostomy tube in his stoma (hole in his throat) started coughing while I was finishing his transaction. After he left I situated myself back on my chair and my hand felt something gooey.. I looked down and there was a yellowish gooey glob on my chair.. FML

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AaronP11 11

Friday 1 July 2016 3:21

I'm sure it's gross or even traumatizing but just remember that you don't have to experience this everyday while this man does. Make sure you clean up the mess!

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AaronP11 11

Friday 1 July 2016 3:21

I'm sure it's gross or even traumatizing but just remember that you don't have to experience this everyday while this man does. Make sure you clean up the mess!

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