Health and Underwear: **** McGee - FML

**** McGee

By Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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By historyfreak_17 - 17/06/2012 07:11 - United States - Dearborn Heights

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By sorrynotsorry - 19/08/2014 02:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Top comments

JrPeru14 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:11

he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..

bluegoldfish 7

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

pretty sure op isnt a man

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cheziechez 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:38

breast size doesn't change who yu ate. and yu shouldn't b mad at the employee (if yu are) it was an honest mistake

EmreArslan 11

Friday 18 November 2011 19:09

Pfff seriously someone should go to USA and start teaching them grammar And yeah, bra's dont change the person u ate he/she wont change into chuck norris, that would end deadly...

golfer_boi 10

Friday 25 May 2012 20:50

That's hilarious considering you forgot a period at the end of your sentence. Dumbass.

lolfood 24

Sunday 16 June 2013 7:55

bras* you* are.* Chuck Norris* And you have a comma splice You, sir, have failed.

lpaz 14

Thursday 11 September 2014 2:09

I hope the OP isn't eating anyone

JrPeru14 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:11

he's just trying to sell don't take it personally..

mandi625 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 3:03

i agree. don't take it too personal.

Roxven 4

Monday 25 October 2010 23:36

LOL YOU FAIL FYL.

AsiaTheMega123 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 3:31

I'm from the future

ACM1991 9

Wednesday 25 May 2011 6:43

u shoulve get naked in front of the sale representative person and tell him/her if he/she can recognize ur bra. lmao

cocobulla1 4

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:21

yesss

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:42

Lol crater-chest?

watawataboy 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:50

That sucks.... But even if u don't have big boobs u can still be really sexy

kei1108 13

Thursday 19 January 2012 7:20

They reccommend push up bras to everyone. Because no one is happy with their size! Ignore society saying that in order to be beautiful or sexy you have to be a 38DD. You are perfect just the way you are!!! :)

roxyartist 8

Tuesday 21 August 2012 15:41

No one is happy with their size? I'm pretty sure some people are. For example: myself.

eman1972 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 13:03

I like small breasted women. Big boobs just hang low and look bad when there're unleashed. Lol

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