Your boss is a total ******* asshole.

ohh, the usual way with does and feet and walking.

Yohoho he took a bite of GumGum

My wife would have told him "a few minutes of missionary, a few minutes of butterfly, and finished off doggy-style. THAT'S how it happened."

some bosses don't "expect" their workers to have a life outside their job, kinda like little kids expect teachers to be living at school

some bosses don't "expect" their workers to have a life outside their job, kinda like little kids expect teachers to be living at school

Do you work for one of those ten year old prodigies? Because you might need to have his parents sit down and explain. Or give him a biology textbook.

I had a boss like that once. I wasn't pregnant but I had a bug and was throwing up and she was like "At first I thought you were pregnant, but then I remembered you aren't married". I had been living with my boyfriend for 2 years at that time but apparently you can't be pregnant if you'de not married lol.

Because you kissed another guy, that's how. How gross

are you married I can see that kind of uncouth reaction if you weren't married and he didn't know about a boyfriend or maybe he just thinks you're gay