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By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By amg85904 - 30/01/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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Panu 14

Monday 21 December 2015 10:15

Next time just say "stop it guys your turning me on." I'm sure it will work in your favour from then on.

Gofigure989 3

Monday 21 December 2015 10:14

Why didn't you just say something?

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saraaa2552 15

Monday 21 December 2015 10:41

You should of just said something

luther48 20

Monday 21 December 2015 11:51

Should have** or should've ** Not should OF

everythingelena 28

Monday 21 December 2015 10:56

you should've made some loud stretching and yawning sounds to wake up... that would make them stop real quick... or use a whoopie cushion sound make them realize you could be awake sure it sucks seeing your friends making out especially if you're the third wheel, but why not have some fun with it

Lalala579121 27

Monday 21 December 2015 12:29

Or pretended to talk in your sleep and say some really weird stuff just to see their reaction.

freddygasman 18

Monday 21 December 2015 20:07

I would have held my phone up like I was recording them until they noticed, and when they did I would just look at them with a smile and ask why'd you stop.

Goblin182 26

Monday 21 December 2015 12:43

You didn't "have to". You could have spoken up and decided not to. Its called voyeurism.

Lepisma 38

Monday 21 December 2015 13:59

Yikes, awkward.

vikky538 28

Monday 21 December 2015 13:59

You now how important it is for them not to stop.

LPac5295 27

Monday 21 December 2015 14:33

Ooh awkward indeed. Should that ever happen again you could always show some signs of you waking up. Like move yourself and look out the window or something so they know you're awake.