The Phoebe Technique

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 02:01

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of five years has been cheating on me with other women from all the hickeys and scratch marks he has. But to top it off, he's slowly been moving out for months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 152
You deserved it 233

Same thing different taste

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Help him move out quickly. Throw the rest of his belongings out on the front lawn.

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Help him move out quickly. Throw the rest of his belongings out on the front lawn.

tounces7 27

That's a good way to get the police involved.....

bound101 7

I would definitely want to do that, most normal humans would, but sometimes we have to keep our hands off of things to avoid trouble. Get him out of there...yes, absolutely! But in an organized way that benefits yourself and leaves him to deal with both where to go and what to do with his stuff.

Hmm. I think something might be up. Or not, I'm having a hard time reading the signs. All I know is that if you go shopping for a wedding dress, don't consult with any of his exes.

tounces7 27

If he has to move out secretly, I'm strongly wondering if the problem isn't you here, and you simply aren't able to handle him breaking up with you, so he's trying to slip away without you knowing.

peterblack67 9

You sound incredibly unobservent.