Gross, Cats and Animals: The little things

The little things

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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Surprise!

By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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Wet dream

By Sara - 11/02/2022 04:01

Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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Who run the world? Cats!

By tease_ftx - 31/08/2017 13:00

Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

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By LC - 23/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

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BelieveMeItsTrue 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:14

Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 13 September 2010 23:37

Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly

Comments

say12808 3

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:05

what does YDI mean?

MetalFish 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:06

You Deserve It = YDI

n3rd_rage 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:07

that is seriously nasty

MetalFish 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:07

And we ALL know there is more than one way to skin a cat (Possibly the best saying ever!)

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:10

I think it's sweet of him to try and get it cleaned up without you knowing about it. Also, stuff like this is why I don't allow the cats in our bedroom. The #1 reason is because I don't like having cat hair up my nose when I'm trying to sleep, but not having to deal with puke on the bedding is another good reason.

loshysucks 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:15

does cats pukes ?! weird

rwctkd95 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:40

number 11 I love everything neck up

yummycupcakegirl 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:46

this is why i like dogs.:)

starile 19

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:31

Dogs can be nasty, too.

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 14 September 2010 0:51

Wouldn't this be the definition of something romantic for a husband to do? He thinks so highly of you that he wants to spare you from waking up to that? Thank your lucky stars you're married to such a good person.