Cats and Love: The Katdashians - FML

The Katdashians

By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

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lincolnkite 6

Thursday 18 April 2013 18:51

Kewl story bro.

lalala1896 6

Thursday 18 April 2013 18:51

Your've got yourself a keeper ;)

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Diana1127 4

Monday 22 April 2013 11:21

So, she was your "girlfriend" BEFORE you met her in person??... Was it a blind date?

ivanhoe4u 3

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:16

RUN!

Battleking142 11

Friday 23 August 2013 20:05

Least you won't get confused.

jixiekat 14

Sunday 1 September 2013 20:39

17 that's really bad

doglover100 28

Friday 21 February 2014 4:23

Next you'll see her on "Animal Hoarders".

sammyjo06 14

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:20

Anything more than 2 cats is crazy, unless she lives on a farm.

BlobfishUnite 14

Tuesday 6 January 2015 23:07

Oh my god, you stepped on Kenny! You kat killing bastard!

NutellaCongress 10

Friday 12 June 2015 16:55

17 cats?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 1 September 2015 23:43

She needs animal control called, she's an animal hoarder.

RageWolf16 31

Sunday 18 October 2015 2:19

It's illegal and unhealthy to own that many cats you need to report her to animal control so those cats can go to safe and loving homes and she can get psychological support

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