Poopoo peepee, Toilet and Smells: The Destroyer - FML

The Destroyer

By mr_p - 03/12/2010 15:30 - United States

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

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By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:28

Oh dear. That's a shitty situation.

Iknowthings 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:31

I wonder how much he weighed before he went in?

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sloppy3301 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 8:48

Bahahaha . that's cut . did u go in ?

PattyCake17 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 10:11

He apologized didn't he? Let's not be lame now. I could see this being a FML if he took a dump, walked past you without saying a word, and you got attacked by 300 pound man dump stankk. But in this case... you were warned!

Festering_Jugger 2

Tuesday 2 November 2010 10:25

Hahahaha your welcome

imright24 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:37

YDI for taking a dump at a gas station.

doggone456 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:47

atleast he said sorry

texasjalapeno_fml 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:14

and you were gonna shit roses?

ieatdeadcats 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 13:57

do you squat or sit?

kportal69 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:29

at least he warned you.

MonkeySpeaks 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:46

Always use a starbucks bathroom. They're generally clean and a fabulous place to "drop the kids off." Much better than a dingy gas station bathroom. HAHA

ranita_fml 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:50

sometimes when you have to go, you have to go. you don't have time to find a luxury "nice" restroom.

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