Compliment and Miscellaneous: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By AmICrappyEveryOtherDay - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 851

You deserved it 4 402

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Top comments

FYLDeep 25

Friday 3 September 2010 9:43

Some people are really hard to compliment. Like Lindsay Lohan for example. What are you supposed to say? "Hey........... You're really talented at snorting coke..."?

RoccoRox 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:44

you don't look like shit, you're welcome(;

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lolmikes 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:11

hey where do you live cus if you live in prince rupert that might have been me

gogogadgetLMFAO 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:09

haters ganna hate.

panda101x 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:40

Better than nothing, right?

dianadoll 23

Friday 16 March 2012 4:51

every girl is beautiful:) you are beautiful, you should at least tell yourself that every day.

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 5:16

That's not a compliment, that is a back handed compliment designed to make you feel worse.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Tuesday 18 July 2017 7:23

It's something!

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Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. It all was going fine until my mom asked aloud, "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied, "No." I'd actually been painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 443

You deserved it 4 300

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 557

You deserved it 4 759

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Today, I dinged a desk-bell at head office and everyone burst into a round of applause for me. I was reamed by HR and served written notice to not ding the bell, because, "Only agents are allowed ding the bell, and only when they close a sale." Sorry, I didn't know about the bell guys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 246

You deserved it 202

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 90 090

You deserved it 6 169

Today, after years busting my hump for my father's business with the understanding of one day taking it over, he informed me that my nephew, who has never shown any interest in the company, is being brought in to take it over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 788

You deserved it 943

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 876

You deserved it 20 671

Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML

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You deserved it 4 132