Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Testing the waters - FML

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Spicy

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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magicrock 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:36

Well does he really love her now?

ohdearkristen 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:38

Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick

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BellaMarta 19

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:13

What a douche.

docscientist 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:14

So what would you say, He/She killed my virginity?

MLSFR 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:15

Aww that sux, but did you? Srry bad joke That rlly sux

IndigoAcrylic 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:20

If you really love someone...You don't "lose" your virginity. You "give" it.

CrankDatAsss 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:29

Girl... did u not know that he already had a gf?

Saucy11 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:52

Douchebag.

TheGreenArrow 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:58

Maybe don't give t up so easily ? You deserve it.

kriptik_fml 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 1:01

that sucks, im sorry.

chlolzah 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 1:23

What a rude prick. Stole your virginity and it meant nothing to him. You deserve better.

rabbittboi 18

Sunday 11 December 2011 1:58

He did not steal anything. She gave it to him. Otherwise, this would be about rape.

cetlawizard 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:54

Agreed

yungsam 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 1:51

You deserved it!! I would never loose my virginity till i get married! & imma teach these little hoes how it's done! Don't trust any guy these days...

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