Parenting, Sex and Kids: Teenagers in love

Teenagers in love

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:23

Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said, "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By gag! - 10/12/2022 00:00

Today, my boyfriend complained that I "treat him like a child" by asking him if he’s brushed his teeth before we kiss. Gee maybe if he brushed regularly like a fucking adult, I wouldn’t HAVE to ask. FML

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Crooked

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I taught my younger cousins a more effective way to brush their teeth. Tonight when I was getting them ready for bed, I asked them why they weren't brushing their teeth like I taught them to. The littlest one replied, "Daddy said if we do then we'll have ugly teeth like yours." FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 22:00

Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was 2 weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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By Gahh... - 03/12/2012 05:18 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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tzemmy 25

Monday 10 November 2014 0:09

how old is your son? I hope you had a separate conversation about what he said

katieemerr 15

Monday 10 November 2014 0:26

I couldn't disagree more.. Firstly, oral hygiene is no joke and the son should definitely be taking more care of his teeth. Secondly, OP has listed this under the 'kids' category; that makes me think the son is under legal age for sex. He can't even look after his teeth, I doubt he is mature enough to handle sex..

Comments

qdawg06 23

Monday 10 November 2014 0:24

I hope he's not getting head from anyone if that's the only time he likes to clean himself up down there. And I also hope he starts to brush his teeth..

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 10 November 2014 0:29

If he doesn't know what oral hygiene means, then he's too young and stupid to do what he's doing.

4funzies 13

Monday 10 November 2014 0:41

How old is this kid? Geeze.

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 10 November 2014 0:47

That's so awkward!

Mc2013 18

Monday 10 November 2014 0:49

I don't think any girl that gives a shit about hygiene would be sucking the **** of someone who's breath smells like asshole.

HJKM_fml 19

Monday 10 November 2014 0:58

Looks like you need to have a different kind of talk with him.

DariaTrent 6

Monday 10 November 2014 1:15

Someone has manners ✌️ we still have hope in this world ...not

captainsmegma 12

Monday 10 November 2014 1:20

Both are important. A clean mouth and a clean dick will take you places.

DenverTyrrell 13

Monday 10 November 2014 1:24

Ha ha ha at least he knows that, but I don't think he will need to worry about down there because I'm sure no girls want a guy with bad breath

JuzReading 23

Monday 10 November 2014 1:47

Don't worry about it. Let him find out the hard way of not brushing his teeth. Sooner or later people will start to pick up on his bad breath and gross teeth. After that, hopefully he'll get the idea.