Technically

By nice one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML
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pokefan813 16

Tell him, you're breaking up with him, not on him.

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Welshite 39

Cheating is cheating, no matter who it's with.

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Itsnobigdeal 0

What a winner...time to tell him it's over.

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Becker22 1

"Then I guess that means I'm dumping with you, not on you!" Wait a sec....

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Tess98 3

I hate jerks who cheat. If u can't handle being with one girl at a time then don't bother dating. I menander anygirl with self respect won't take that.

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Twisted_Angel 17

wow... what a peach he is. find the other girls number, and tell her what he's doing. that way he has to deal with the wrath from both of you.

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LaChula 0

Most defiantly break up with him and send a message to his gf tell her that hes a cheating ***** (:

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LadyJoker21 0

Aww feel alil better uh no kick him in his junk and leave

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stoptrying 9

And get charged with assault? Sound advice.

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womblebat 2

Time to get a guy who'll treat you right OP!

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