Love, Facebook, Jealousy and Paranoia: Suspect - FML

Suspect

By Anonymous - 29/09/2026 03:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML

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