Love and Transportation: Stuck

Stuck

By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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By Boyufd - 02/05/2022 04:00

Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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Locked out

By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 0:06

sucks isnt a cuss word

sevlen 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:32

I hate when that happens!!

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awesomenessjess 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:33

omg ! stupid? yer I think so. did she dump u?

emilybock 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:48

too bad that happens to pretty much eveyone

imjustbeth 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:54

what i wanna know is, if it's raining and you decide its a nice time to go to the beach you have some problems, and somthing bad is destend to happen.

claz2005 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:03

That happened to me and my boyfriend when we went to the beach. We had to wait 3 hours for someone to pick us up. We were there til 2AM

nolimits 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:11

Today, I almost felt sorry for someone who has a girlfriend, a car, and shoes....but then I came to my senses. YDI.

DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:30

Ohohoho! Hilarious.

shamille 5

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:05

Shoes. More bothersome than stepping on a needle.

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 15:15

How often do you find needles on a beach? Broken shells, or rocks, or sometimes sharp glass, maybe, but I cant think of a single time I've ever seen a needle at the beach. If it was a common thing, I would have noticed it, with all the time I spent at the beach. I grew up on the water. If it's an uncommon thing, then no one should worry about it anyways.

starlitgrl 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:33

smooth move man. she is so going to remember that moment and probably won't let it go. oh and by the way you just set an example for what men shouldidnt do for their girlfriends.