Stranger danger

By Dani - 12/01/2012 10:35 - Australia

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.

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dirtroadboy 7

Carry a pistol. permits are cheap and well worth it. But make sure you learn to shoot before you pack!

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boydeee01 7

Anybody want some **** flavored soup? (I'm totally serious)

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MrBoredGuy 1

They're cheap? No they're actually quite expensive, for a pistol permit AND a concealed carry permit plus an actual pistol, that's a lot of dough

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rofflewaffle 9

Sounds like OP was on *sunglasses* the wrong side of the tracks. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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gojira666 7

1-800-GO-UHAUL. Use it before its too late.

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lebronesque73091 12

It doesn't sound scary the way you described it.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

*looks at 80 and runs fingers across neck like a knief, while yelling, "I'm gonna ******* kill you, bitch!!"* Does it sound scary now, 80?

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SkateBoarding 4

Did u ever notice that everybody's fmls are from australia

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dirtroadboy 7

I paid 135 for lifetime conceal carry and 500 for a springfield xd. not that expensive

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JHC88 2

Good plan except it's illegal to own a gun in Australia unless you live on a rural property. I'd move house if I was OP

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dirtroadboy 7

98- I am on fml mobile and it doesn't show where the posting was from. I was unaware of the laws there as well. Basing my comments off personal experiance in Indiana (US).

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Sexyhotanna 8

he probably just wants to tickle your neck, that's all(: lol

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iheartstewie7 5

Not "everybody's" but yeah, I feel like a majority of them are from Australia and the UK. I guess they just encounter a lot of ****** up shit.

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Savra_fml 17

#2 is right, the guy was just trying to play. Aussies would call this game "knivesies - necksies" or something of the like. Nothing to worry about really.

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

Or maybe OP was wearing a really nice necklace and the stranger has a really weird way of complementing people?

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WCARlover 34

I'd probably crap myself...oh wait I do that anyway

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WCARlover 34

^wow my brother was on my account and wrote that -_-

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seximexi911 10

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't know how to take that.

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soccerguy2 11

I would get a knife and do it back instead of using a finger and doing it like a pussy would. (the second part sounds a little weird, I know)

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FaustXIII 0

Don't make it weird, just handle it like anyone else would: Bend over and spank your own ass at him, alerting him that you are ready to copulate via the backdoor.

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DocBastard 38

You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.

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BDTony13 0

what such a perfect picture for this FML lol^

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SecretMe00 5

Uh no... OP can just say (s)he did and not. Actually OP should inform the proper authorities.

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ErinBeam 1

That's creepy, but don't let his gesture keep you from enjoying your balcony.

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perdix 29

You ought to whip out your Crocodile Dundee knife and say, "That's not a knife -- this is a knife!" And make sure you carry a gun, in case all Aussies have knives like that.

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doubleea 3

All of us Aussies do have knives like that...

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gr8koolkat 6

Ah Crocodile Dundee, who has forever stereotyped us Australians. Gotta love it!

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Ooo looks like someone has a hot date =D

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SupaHotFire 4

Maybe his neck was sweating and he got something in his eye...or he's a creeper who likes to scare people

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xSorry_fml 10

Still better than him pointing at his ass then making thrusting gestures.

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lovestheice 0

No it's not!! Rather raped than killed!!!/:

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