Squeeze

By ShutUp007 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I learned that if life gives you lemons, your sister is going to squeeze them over your face while you take a nap on the couch. FML
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Teddzz 19

At least she tried making lemonade, even though she mistook your face for a cup

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WhoopteDo 26

Sounds like a pretty sour way to wake up.

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Teddzz 19

At least she tried making lemonade, even though she mistook your face for a cup

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Rinat_fml 26

If that was my sister, I'd double the payback so she would know not to mess with me. Give it to her, OP!

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MrConcise 34

Cups are overrated. Why do you think keg stands are so popular?

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Ichiya 29

Soak her tampons in jalepeno water.

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quickit 24

Remember what to do when life gives you lemons; return the favour. (:

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UC_jrmnts 15

Trade them in for something strong so that you can be prepared for moments like this one?

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Ichiya 29

Light them on fire and throw them back?

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DogeMan 14

That's a little harsh

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Shadowvoid 33

You may want to back up and re-evaluate. I feel that a blowtorch is not the best option.

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AHSFan 11

Think of it in a positive way, maybe you smelled and she just wanted you to smell lemon fresh?

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quickit 24

Makes sense. You smell so let me just squeeze a little bit of lemon juice in your eyes. Gives you that zesty fresh smell!

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DestinyNiya 33

It'll make your face glow! Haha Not kidding tho

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Comet_Candy 23

A lemon exfoliation isn't a bad idea. Over-use can cause damage over time, though.

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DARKDAY07 16

Don't let it sour your mood at least you got some lemonade you know just on your face

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DocBastard 38

I see that punctuation is not your friend. Try it sometime.

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LeBandit 20

let's pray you didn't have any cuts or scratches

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KennyJF7 14

He does, however, have eyes and a nose. Both things you don't want lemon juice in.

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Jst4kicks 16

At least she didn't use boiling water to prank you like the sister did in a video I saw.. still, sorry about the lemons!

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