Poopoo peepee and Kids: Splosh

Splosh

By WhosGoingToCleanThisUp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML

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You deserved it 1 825

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By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML

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Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

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By Anya - 17/12/2016 16:09 - Japan - Fukuoka

Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML

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By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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You deserved it 9 105

By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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Railroader 16

Saturday 27 February 2016 2:02

Just waiting for all those crappy puns to appear

khaoticpanda 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 2:01

Have fun cleaning that up!

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Saturday 27 February 2016 4:30

I need to know more details! How did this happen? Accident or on purpose? Baby toddler child or teenager? Fill us in!

TheGamingGamer 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 4:49

I moderated this!

rittz93 17

Saturday 27 February 2016 5:05

That's what you get for having kids.

bloodykid 8

Saturday 27 February 2016 5:21

I didn't get it. :|

pedinhuh 23

Saturday 27 February 2016 19:37

Shit hit the fan, literally.

HahaWhatsAName 4

Saturday 27 February 2016 5:23

I hope there's an interesting story explaining how she even came into contact with a fan (assuming you mean a ceiling fan)

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 11:57

I thought the same thing. Maybe the kid accidentally sipped some Red Bull and grew wings ... specifically to place poop on a fan.

dirty_dan_ 15

Saturday 27 February 2016 6:14

That's so shitty... Just died typing this ha

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 27 February 2016 19:40

She showed you the the elections going on in our country?

heyalmao 13

Saturday 27 February 2016 21:51

Rip OP's house.

kowsee 22

Saturday 27 February 2016 23:44

Awww that's nastyyyyy

sillygirl247 14

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:46

How?

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Splosh

Same thing different taste

Oh, hai Mark!

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