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By WhosGoingToCleanThisUp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML

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By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

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Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Jack - 09/08/2016 00:23 - United States - Asheville

Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

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By Anya - 17/12/2016 16:09 - Japan - Fukuoka

Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML

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By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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Railroader 16

Saturday 27 February 2016 2:02

Just waiting for all those crappy puns to appear

khaoticpanda 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 2:01

Have fun cleaning that up!

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starsinthenight 7

Friday 4 March 2016 23:46

Am I the only one that thought of a bathroom fan when OP mentioned the fan?

I_am_TheSixth 15

Saturday 5 March 2016 14:06

these fans are pretty shitty

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Same thing different taste

Oh, hai Mark!

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