Love: So romantic

id like to clarify my earlier comment i wasnt trying to be funny i just textd what i thought and im a girl not a guy just sayin and i wont add commas GRAMMAR NAZI sorry if my comment offended so many people. FYL OP sorry about your sick boyfriend

ihateFMLJkxD 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:06

yummy.

Lidiya8lml 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:48

he's a playa

superfly09 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:53

he's a dermatologist!!! lawl

derek2024 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:46

Thats freaking disgusting. Dump his ass and get some clearasil or proactiv

betteryouthanmeb 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:13

you guys are sick !

CAM241 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:54

that is disgusting D:

cjgqsmooth 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:42

sounds kinky I guess...

emjay09 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:47

Pretty gross but better than being hated for them...

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