Love: So romantic

So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

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prettyinpink03 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:08

so cherries aren't the only thing he likes to pop?

Pokeemon 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:07

eeww wtf??

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LuvvvML 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:33

Thats dirty

crazyyetsane 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:43

Im disgusted but tempted to ask, what about your pimples turns him on?

jazz6969 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:39

That's pretty gross chic...

ReP2189 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:59

thats what you get for not washing ur face

daffyduckdd 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:33

ummmm. ewwwwww

lostintime94 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:35

Thats really gross, I kinda feel sick Now after reading that...

jbello43 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:33

That's disgusting tell him to go jump off a cliff or something. That's one of the nastiest things any can have a fetish for. Sick man!

phuckejiu 3

Monday 1 August 2011 4:16

the ****?

jeffinfer_43 1

Monday 1 August 2011 5:05

That's pretty gross dude....

Piinkdottx3 5

Monday 1 August 2011 5:42

match made in heaven?

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