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So creepy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Readoll 13

Monday 9 December 2013 18:59

Change yours to your new wife's last name...

neutralize 12

Monday 9 December 2013 18:54

Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 10 December 2013 5:11

Well, a lot of people have the same last name in the world but they aren't related at all. You aren't legally married to the psycho, so you should be in the clear. No marriage certifiate/license, and definitely no ceremony. That means no spouse (at least, not her).

LordSatan 4

Tuesday 10 December 2013 6:10

Crazy lesbian!

hunts19ketchup 23

Tuesday 10 December 2013 7:23

Well, if you're getting married and you take your spouse's name, her attempts to have the same last name as you won't work. Doesn't make it any less creepy though...

142_cats 13

Tuesday 10 December 2013 7:26

Get a restraining order on that bitch.

Simbaby 23

Tuesday 10 December 2013 9:33

I'd be getting the heck away from her!

meladuh 16

Tuesday 10 December 2013 13:58

We'll congratulations on your marriage

BigMike50 1

Tuesday 10 December 2013 19:24

Runnnn nigga ruunnnn!!!

Raykyogrou03 12

Tuesday 10 December 2013 19:39

how can she even change it just like that?

UsernameTaken14 18

Tuesday 10 December 2013 20:08

Thaaaaaaat's really creepy. Guess she can't let go?

jacob916 8

Wednesday 11 December 2013 0:47

Can they really make you marry this person or is she just creepyill chaning her last name

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