Transportation, Weird and Animals: Snoopy

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 17:36 - Sweden - Kristianstad

Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML

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By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

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By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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Zestus 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

Firuzzy 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:54

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

Comments

jamnglamgirlie 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:14

Normally when I notice someone reading my shit I put it away.

mosiz 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:36

So am I... fml

JetteLette 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:54

I would find that hilarious

acerima 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:15

Man, she is a true asshat. But your BF was awesome with that response.

daytoday21 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:50

This is neither fml or ydi, just hilarious. Weren't you trying to mess with her? Congratulations, you succeeded :)

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:17

why didn't you just turn away?

jack_splat 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:20

I think you should have claimed it was about jogging and said "People really do that.? How do you know about such things?"

jack_splat 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:23

I think you should have claimed it was about jogging and said "People really do that.? How do you know about such things?"

WelcomeToAndale 13

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:35

Why didn't you tell the woman to stop looking at your phone? Or get up and move somewhere where you could text in private?

Jharrist89 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:50

Should have told her that you wanted to involve her too!

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