Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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By DeadDude - 27/12/2010 11:29

Today, I took my kids to the doctor. In the waiting room, a six year old boy walked up to me, punched me in the crotch, and ran away with my glasses. When the kid's parents made him give me my glasses back, he spat on them. FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

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ilittlefoot 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 7:35

I bet he was black

yourpathetic 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:26

#111Blacks cant say "nigga" if they find "******" offensive. There is no difference, blacks say there is so they can use it and not be a hypocrite. Only difference is the 2 letters, A and ER... Its getting really old and annoying that everything is becoming a race war with blacks.

benshady 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 20:21

Did you call the cops or kick him out of the theater? What did you do?

spoileddd22 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:43

hahahahaha this made me laugh out loud this kid is pretty awesome in my opinion

burtonboard97 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:48

ever think maybe he wasn't six? otherwise, i don't believe this is the whole truth. Rarely do six year olds actually know how to use curse words. If this is really true, how is this an FML? Not really. Get over it. YOu now see why his parents didn't want him and let him run wild.

Karnezar 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:35

He probably got it from TV. My parents let my 7 year old brother watch South Park.

theMurph 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:53

You should have punted his ass across the room

Time2Remission 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:08

You should of told him that it was a ghost in the theatre that likes to feed on little boys like him lol

lilacwords 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

at least you're white, he was probably jealous.

Oriina 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 3:07

Ahh, kids these days. My daughter's alway complaining about those younger than her-- makes me wonder just how the following generation's are going to act. Sounds like the kid has a bit of an attitude problem.