Animals and Dogs: Settler setters

Settler setters

By Anonymous - 15/07/2026 00:00 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my dogs have coordinated a T-formation as I lay down to sleep. Essentially cutting me off 80% of the bed. Too tired to fight, too annoyed to sleep. FML

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Wednesday 15 July 2026 0:55

go ring your doorbell, then jump in bed.

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Wednesday 15 July 2026 0:55

go ring your doorbell, then jump in bed.

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