Scream

By dating a pussy - 18/02/2014 21:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML
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Welshite 39

I'll take a rusty fork over a stubbed toe.

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

It's not his fault it feels like Satan himself is unleashing his wrath on his stubbed toe.

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chutney_02 22

At least no one hit their hip on a table corner

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AFCCT 7

At least manbearpig didn't come out of a bush and grab her by the head and shove her face in his ass... No wait. At least there wasn't a volcano that appeared in the sink and sent lava rushing throughout the house while rosey O danced on the kitchen table naked. Get the point?

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chutney_02 22

16 - Nope, in fact no one gets your point

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AFCCT 7

Don't mind me. I'm a little messed up

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AGhost5445 25

Ha yall sound accident prone.

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Spyingcheeseman 8

I don't think you quite understand. That really REALLY hurts.

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thatkidmal 15

You can tell him that you now wear the pants

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Trooth 13

Hey, toe stubbings can get pretty ugly...

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skipper2009 18

Have you never stubbed your toe? You would gladly take being stabbed with a rusty fork over that!

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DanielleinDC 33

Yes, I have stubbed my toe--plenty of times. Unlike OP's wimpy boyfriend, I swear a bit and then try to walk it off or massage the affected area. I don't scream like a girl in a slasher flick. And I bet when OP bashed her shin trying to see what was wrong with her boyfriend, she didn't scream bloody murder either. That said, will people stop using "pussy" to describe someone weak? Please? It's balls that are tender and sensitive; a pussy can take a pounding.

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JMichael 25

Hey stubbing your toe ******* hurts!

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Shadowbay 18

My dad would scream and start cussing all about Lucifer and blah blah lol that crap hurts like hell

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4Madden 19

I fractured my big toe once stubbing it, and I didn't even let out a wince. Your name, OP, makes perfect sense. As for everyone else: what are you stubbing your damn toes through nails it hurts that bad?

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murythawn 13

We are all so proud of this man for proving his manhood above all others. All congregants please fall to your knees in worship to this superior being.

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manofmerr 27

*Falls to knees* OUCH MY DAMN KNEE!

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