Money, Pranks and Health: Rookie

Rookie

By aceshot97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street. As I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers, or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML

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LedZeppelin1109 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:43

In this Economy, everything fair game.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:44

I found $100 in Vegas. No strings attached.

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bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:20

Follow the string, get the $10.00 & the cheeky lil' bastard's milk money...

TheFMLTroll 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:33

LOL. Silly Jew.

SuperBritty23 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 21:55

Classic. I want to meet these kids.

qwertytrololol 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:22

trololol haha

Barbiee_Bitch 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:25

B A S E R

john443 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:57

Reminds me of "Just For Laughs"

PurpleChica9 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:22

Those teenagers are MAINSTREAM-.- That trick is so old... they need to get real(;

ole_sidai 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:15

You know if you say gullible really slow, it sounds like green beans?

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:28

Will I see you on YouTube?

EvilDave 13

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:17

I thought everyone knew to step on the bill before bending down to pick it up.

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