Raise the mood

By leelee50 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said, "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
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ifyouonlyknew77 0

You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.

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JustAGirl_fml 0

If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.

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fmlwinnn 0

if he's on and off, and that happened, he obviously doesn't love you, it's time to dump him :

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IHHC 2

YDI for having a on-off relationship for 8 years

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RetardedPelican 0

shut up, anyone can get a boyfriend anytime!

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xDex_ 3

oh wow that blows. get it blows?

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mullisupreme 16

that goes on the contra side-dump him for good!

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