Health, Family, Awkward and Insulting: Quality family time

Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By stupid me - 28/10/2020 06:02 - Israel

Today, while hugging my sister's husband, I accidentally let out a "Mmm…" sound in front my whole family. FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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By katara - 02/07/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

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crackmore278 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:59

Put your ******* family filter on, why don't ya?

Grootensliven 10

Sunday 24 March 2013 9:54

Yes that's always the first response

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ryangiles90 3

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:52

that's hilarious!

OlgaCornmuffin 7

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:56

at least she didn't say you looked like the front of your grandfather! THAT'S an FML. lol

YBae 27

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:36

What the hell kind of reflex is that?

prentiss2 2

Sunday 24 March 2013 18:57

Wouldn't this be more of a **** your aunt's life?

BH1126 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 22:06

Da f*ck is wrong with you OP?

Kelishas 9

Monday 25 March 2013 16:30

You need some less hostile reflexes. I feel bad for your Aunt, think of how hurt/insulted she must have felt

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 25 March 2013 17:57

No tell us how you really feel.

seanseanie 2

Monday 25 March 2013 23:01

What does your aunt look like?!?

Chucklikesbacon 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:38

I feel bad for your aunt. YDI, think before saying.

footcheezeez 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 7:03

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