Put the mouse back in the house, dude

By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

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Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
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GhostFox 33

There are these things called underwear, might wanna invest in a few of them. At least you didn't get arrested.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Inspect your shorts better next time, OP. I mean, confidence is great but you don't want to come off as cocky.

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trucker2 33

Sounds like it wanted some fresh air too, lol

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Snano 15

How could you not feel the breeze XD

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Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Haha thats happened to me once or twice, when I saw my willy out I did a Hank Hill bwuaaahhhh

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WOTAN1488 24

Rockin out with the **** out again huh

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catherinecas 30

Is it normal for guys not to notice that? Wouldn't there be a breeze or new sense of freedom?

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writerchic85 25

Interesting how people give weird looks but no one bothers to bring the problem to your attention.

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elcee1987 18

I think this is like when someone has salad in their teeth. Everyone notices but no one wants to say anything.

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amanda182 19

Idk about anyone else, but If someone has something in their teeth I tell them. I mean, I'd want someone else to tell me if I was in that situation.

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thejonac 21

as a girl i find it really awkward if i'm gonna have to go up to a guy and tell him he's not covering enough js

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EyRaB 17

Reminds me of a time I had a Jean rip I didn't know about sitting on a bus. You'll look back at this and laugh OP.

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rdenkewicz 11

This takes "hanging out" to a whole new level.

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