Not gonna help. She already knows where he lives

The house is no more don't you see? Leave it behind and run!

dont stop either

Fly you fool!

Actually itd be moving in on the third, OP said they already went on two dates

So is being stupid a hobby, or a full time job?

that deserves top comment

Shipoopi

Dammit 36, I just shot water out of my nose in a public place laughing at your comment. Well played.

Married on the 3rd

kids on fourth.

psycho accusations of cheating on the fifth.

I'm pretty sure that's 3 days before the first #111

divorce for no reason after 3 days.

Depends on who you ask.

The rest of their lives will be one big third date.

Moving on is the third date!

But they gotta pa....oh wait

She's fifty shades of cray (cray)

I think this woman may be starting her own class: Stage 6 clinger.

Stage 7 clinger, even.

Stage 981 clinger, is more like it.