Poopoo peepee, Haircut, Hair and Work: Pish yerself

Pish yerself

By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Thursday 19 February 2015 8:51

Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.

MDoremis 38

Thursday 19 February 2015 9:03

That's disgusting and rude. Sorry you had to clean that up, OP!

Comments

AntisocialLife 6

Thursday 19 February 2015 19:57

Think of it like this: the man was embarrassed and wanted to seem like an asshole who meant wet himself rather than an old man with a weak bladder.

i_lik_tomaters 21

Friday 20 February 2015 0:42

What an asshole

ronzi 15

Friday 20 February 2015 5:18

I feel for you. Such an inconsiderate jerk of a customer

SqueakyMunk 14

Friday 20 February 2015 23:27

Sounds like my grandpa ... What an asshole!

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:12

Can you refuse to cut that pig's hair the next time he walks in? Seems like a valid reason.

bruhandbutercup 16

Saturday 21 February 2015 6:16

At least you got a tip for having to deal with the mess. But that WAS rude of him, for his benefit he should have just pretended he didn't notice and just give you a tip out if elderly kindness.