New year's day and Love: Out in the cold - FML

Out in the cold

By Mixta - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Roubaix

Today, my best friend showed me his New Year's Eve photos. Girls everywhere, booze flowing all over the place and all my friends were there. They still haven't realised that they didn't invite me. We've been friends for seven years. FML

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lucasjames22 8

Tuesday 18 July 2017 21:07

I hate to tell you this but they're really not your friends. move on

marthamydear23 9

Thursday 10 August 2017 23:16

I hate to say it but they realize they didn't invite you. take the hint. find real friends

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lucasjames22 8

Tuesday 18 July 2017 21:07

I hate to tell you this but they're really not your friends. move on

marthamydear23 9

Thursday 10 August 2017 23:16

I hate to say it but they realize they didn't invite you. take the hint. find real friends

zoelog 10

Thursday 19 September 2019 6:44

oh I'm pretty sure they realize they didnt invite you. smarten up.

shannon2348 14

Saturday 5 October 2019 21:19

I don't want to be mean but yes they do realize they didnt invite you. they're obviously not real friends.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 1 January 2023 20:21

They probably thought you wouldn't like that kind of party. Maybe they thought you'd kill the buzz with your incessant rants about cirrhosis and sexually-transmitted diseases, Debby Downer.

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Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend informed me that he is cheating on me with our neighbor, again. I wasn't aware that he cheated on me the first time. FML

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Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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