Miscellaneous: Ouch

Ouch

By lifesmells - 27/06/2009 00:29 - Canada

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 16:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I was excited to try out my new blender, but when I turned it on, the lid flew off and sprayed smoothie all over my kitchen. Now I have a fruity polka dot pattern on parts of my kitchen's walls and ceiling. FML

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By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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By JBone - 22/01/2009 07:02 - Canada

Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Accident-prone af - 07/07/2020 20:02

Today, while making milkshakes, I was pouring and the blender's blades all fell out somehow. I don't know what's worse, that I sliced my finger open when the blades fell out and now there's blood all over, that there's now melted ice cream all over my counter and floor, or that I just wasted an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Blasted

By Fauna - 09/05/2019 04:00

Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 05:39 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

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Seti_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:06

haven't you ever seen someone use a blender before? did you ever wonder why they always had a hand on the top of it? lol i hate to sound so mean, but you seriously deserve it... i mean really! thats a lack of common sense right there

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:37

You didn't clean your kitchen for weeks?

Comments

kiit23 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 11:39

I dont think they're talking about the blender LID, but the -entire jar-. The giant glass thing that is supposed to lock into place. Imagine being hit with THAT. Also your boyfriend is a tool. Tell him to make his own.

russianredgirl 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 11:46

you didn't deserve that because some blenders do stay when their not held. thank you for cheering me up, i lol'd

24788 6

Saturday 27 June 2009 11:47

Lol, how did you not know this? Blenders are ******* crazy.

Lexia_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 11:58

YDI for not realizing simple physics Like the kind a 5 year old would know It only slightly outweighs a FYL because of the boyfriend But then, it's YOUR choice to go out with him. I would DTMFA

adlovely 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:09

sorry to hear that boys will be boys

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:53

Wow, grow up. Dump him because he showed a slight bit of insensitivity? Gimme a break. A blender lid isn't going to maim her. And if she did dump him, he'd probably be better off without someone who can't use a blender properly.

ellbtvsvm 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 21:13

Lrn2read. It was the blender JAR.

safirestar09 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 3:15

Learn to read. He was talking about the part with OP's boyfriend.

Mnemic 5

Saturday 27 June 2009 13:02

Wow, you're really dating Prince Charming isn't it? o.O Sorry to hear about what happened.

itsgen 16

Saturday 27 June 2009 13:13

hahahaaha srry but the thought makes it sooo funny maybe you should get a new bf

RJB 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 13:16

are you that ******* stupid?

Vitamin_C 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 14:03

People, the frigging JAR flew off and hit her, not the lid. Read before you comment! Your bf is a douche but I'm sure this isn't his sole asinine, insensitive comment and you've put up with it. So FYL for getting pwned by a blender, but no sympathy for having an asswipe for a bf.