Oh, hai Mark!

By hi Mum - 11/12/2013 19:59 - United States - North Charleston

Spicy
Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
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luke_nylan 7

Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*

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nikkon416 13

Did you put a sock on the door?

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Josickle 8

On the plus side, at least she knocked!

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tukies 28

This FML scares me a little. Four hours away may not be enough, nor the gates... I love my mum and all, but I hope she never decides to do a surprise visit.

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jh921971 10

Ladies and gents, the "helicopter mom".

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Mom: the ultimate transcontinental clockblock

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p_nafnaf_fml 12

Guess who is here ? I had a feeling that you are having some naughty moments so I told myself let's check her out ^^

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mxij 13

Wow, that is one dedicated mom with bad timing

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Ashnella0523 0

I feel your pain! my mother in law has spidey senses too! she has a knack for calling every darn time we attempt to have sex

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