Homeowners and Home improvement: Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!

Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!

By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 14:50 - United States - Frisco

Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML

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You deserved it 1 174

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By Ophelia - 08/06/2016 04:05 - United States - Hudson

Today, a realtor came to take a look at my house. I had worked all morning to make it look lovely. When they took pictures, I explained a number of ways I could change things so everything would look as good as possible. After the house tour, they told me it should be bulldozed. FML

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You deserved it 1 063

By RyanTheMan15 - 31/10/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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By visn - 17/06/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

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Hi there!

By anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

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Niles Crane wannabe

By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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You deserved it 106

By thehunterofprey - 22/06/2018 19:00

Today, I came out to my parents as gay and they reacted better than I expected. Then I found my car destroyed with a note that said "fag" on what used to be my hood. I never thought I'd have to sue my own family, but I'm lucky I have security footage. FML

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You deserved it 437

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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You deserved it 14 167

Move your ass

By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend sits in an empty apartment, complaining about it being a rat hole. HE picked the place, HE refuses my help to decorate, as well as my offer to get his stuff from the old place, and yes, he could totally afford something better. But sure, his life is shit. FML

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You deserved it 167

By juliestrawsky - 05/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was paid to be in a commercial, playing a hiker, camping and grilling by a tent with my pretend boyfriend. To make our on-camera interaction more believable, I suggested to him, "Hey, I'm gonna feed you some food, into your mouth." His answer, "Naaah, I'm good." I got rejected on a FAKE date. FML

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You deserved it 596

By ohai95 - 08/08/2012 00:11 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

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DerrickJames 33

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:28

Bait him into his bigotry again but secretly film it. Post it online and watch the viewer boycott begin of that scam for a show.

Blizz18 14

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:31

Charming. I don't miss cable one bit.

Comments

Superthrash 8

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:22

The **** is wrong with people these days?

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:49

A shorter list would consist of what is NOT wrong with people these days.

Shade0000 9

Sunday 22 May 2016 11:06

I normally would tell you to speak for yourself and that I'm fabulous but, in my opinion, this is completely true.

GrapeJuice67 17

Thursday 19 May 2016 1:35

What the ****? If they had to pay you money for being allowed to film your house, which I bet they did, I would've made them pay extra. Or kicked them off my property.

WiredTechnician 26

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:01

Unless you signed a contract staying otherwise it may be possible for you to revoke their right to use the footage of your house for the show.

lizenhagen 11

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:40

Of course he would have been required to sign a contract.

OtakuGamerHero 5

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:03

Fake

simongren 5

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:25

I wish you could tell us which show. I'd make sure not to watch it.

itsme82 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:40

Whoa.. I hope you kicked them out.

ohsnapword 21

Thursday 19 May 2016 3:09

Step 1. Gather evidence of his remarks. Step 2. ??? Step 3: Profit.

Mynxie 26

Thursday 19 May 2016 3:14

If they did not have your permission to film in front of your house, I would have called the police to escort them off your property.

TheBiggerBoot 7

Thursday 19 May 2016 3:20

I have a hard time believing this one. You're telling me this got said to the OP and he just took it? Didn't say anyone to anything? Media would have ran with the story.