Dogs, Food and Animals: No thanks

No thanks

By treats - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was, "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:15

Maybe he is trying to make you obedient. I'll bet your mom turned him on to the obedience-inducing treats in the first place.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:03

Grub! Better get some while the gettin's good, baby!

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Jerzyginger74 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:04

Lmao! Lighten up, it's actually rather funny.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:13

Snausages

McMan 23

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:13

Milk bones are delicious FYI :P

zenti 2

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:55

You need to get a sense of humor.

z0mbieT3ddyB3ar 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:02

Sadly,I can see my husband doing that.

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:06

Hahaha ur dad is my new best friend...not really, but that's funny

HeatherXCore 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:50

Those dog cookies at petco taste good. My mom got a pound of treats for our dog once and I ate some.

Lolly_Celtic 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:51

mmmmmmm. Scooby snacks!

SneakyDeath 15

Tuesday 2 November 2010 23:32

It is a FML because her dad ate something that did not belong to him or come out of his pocket.

sogar727 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:46

is ur dad fat? or does he have any possesion of drugs? MUNCHIES!!??

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