Nice timing

By Mee - 10/09/2010 05:30 - United States

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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0

If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

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theskaterdude123 0

ptob getting a period in class is the worse

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w2z1 0

I'm with Kanvis on that one.

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binarycow 1

You can always put a book in front of a boner, or wear a long shirt..... With a period, best you can do is tie a sweater around your waist.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

What was the consensus? Don't leave us hanging!

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Domonator 16

Don't leave us hanging -- we're already well-hung.

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chelliejellie10 0

Period cause boners have to have a cause periods can just randomly happen anytime with no warning.

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Kanvis78 0

That is incorrect, a boner can be a very random event during puberty. Aftetwards as well, really. :)

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Kanvis78 0

^^ Also a period is not random. It's the systematic release of an unfertilized egg. So your logic is bass ackwards :)

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MetalFish 0

bonded have to have a cause xD you've not been in contact with many have you? bless...

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MetalFish 0

boners* ******* iPod

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julie3841 11

I think what 53 meant is that some girls have irregular periods where they come at different times in the month some heavier some lighter, sometimes skipping one or more months completely. Not a pleasant thought :P but if it weren't for that I'd say boner for sure

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matchy408 0

no they really don't. sometimes we just get them randomly. nothing has to trigger it. so yeah we don't know when we are about to get a boner sometimes either

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Hi_Itz_Me 0

and yet another girl proves she knows nothing.. boners can happen for no reason. most of the time, there is a reason but when you're just sitting in class and randomly get ones, there is no reason.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

307: I'm not agreeing with this commenter, but periods can be irregular and unpredictable, particularly in high school years. Also, a random boner isn't provoked by anything-- that's why it's called, y'know, random.

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dbdunkin11 0

well thats mistaken at and given time the little soldier can stand at attention

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joa76 3

307: Yeah, some women NEVER have regular periods unless they go on birth control. Sometimes they can estimate within a couple weeks when it might start, sometimes it's so irregular they may go months without one and have no idea whatsoever when it'll happen. But it's definitely not valid to say it's easy to predict (at least, not for everyone).

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Evangeline1 0

16, ur not quite true, usually you'll know it will come soon but you never know, it happened at a random moment of the week ur expecting it

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nuttinick 0

it depends on what your wearing. Either a boner with sweats or a period with white/lightly colored pants would suck the most.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

Soo will the **** lol it'll look like you pissed but it will feel warm & sticky lol

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WTFreversed 5

some shut up cos their embarass some rage and shout and snap at you when you ask something or say something stupid

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Kanvis78 0

Wow . You really fail. Your failure is going nuclear it's multiplying so quickly. Defending a lame failure comment that is public, I may add, the way you did, is magical.

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