Smoking, Parents, Gambling and Teenagers: Narc - FML

Narc

By Ginna - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

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wwerulez14 6

Friday 29 October 2010 23:46

Plant a ***** in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 0:20

You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.

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perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 0:20

You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.

simoneog09 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 0:32

that's ****** up. I hope she didn't fall for it.

ravedevour 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 0:39

really?

alex1432 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 1:24

clever...

Mooby 6

Saturday 30 October 2010 1:27

omg not cool

mike3775 35

Saturday 30 October 2010 1:32

exactly. Better yet, plant a pair of panties in the drawer.

fr7at 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 1:43

Revenge time 1- steal money from ur mom's purse n put it in ur dad's wallet then "tip" ur mom about it 2- plant used panties (ur gf's) in ur dad's pants then "tip" ur mom 3- begin playing poker cuz its ****** fun I don't carry any responsibility if this kid gets shot or stabbed.

dzj 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:10

damn what a dick so ****** up haha

russthebus 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:27

haha

SaintE_fml 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:40

shit I bet your dad you wouldn't put that on FML!

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