School: Today, my math teacher had to call me because my grade is so...

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By bad at math - 14/09/2018 13:51 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, my math teacher had to call me because my grade is so bad. It's only the second week of school. FML

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Alaina Heuerman 20

Friday 14 September 2018 6:50

Soooo uh this was mine, but! I DID IT! I went from an F to a B! I’m not failing!

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 September 2018 23:36

It’s probably the fifth week at school and you can’t even count.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 26 August 2018 0:27

Plenty of time to get that grade up, mister! Remember, 2+2=4, 1 is not a Prime Number, and Pi is delicious.

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jbowww16 10

Sunday 16 September 2018 19:11

You shouldn’t worry, just about every year I start off the first week with a bad grade then pull an A at the end

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