Mr. Smooth

By funkmylife69 - 23/09/2019 06:06

Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 572
You deserved it 472

Same thing different taste

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To be perfectly honest, that's what every guy thinks when making out ... if not before. JS.

Maybe I don't understand the concept of a crush. Back in my day, it meant you someone you wanted to bone.

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WeirdUS 29

Wow sorry, you had to find out that way but at least you know he isn't romantic. Guys phrasing matters, surprisingly telling a chick on average you want to bone her isn't gonna work for you. And you guys wonder why there are so many 20 virgins or 20 something man children holy ****. As Archer would say HEY PHRASING!